Afghanistan. I don’t even know how long I have been here. You lose track after a while. I was told when I got here that if I let my beard grow I would have better interaction with the locals as they prefer to see leaders as masculine. They were right. I was 5’8 when I got here. I let my beard grow out and now I am 6’2 and now have foreskin for some reason. On my scrotum.
I am one of the elite. Special ops. Delta force to the civilians. Specifically the 3rd out of . Most of the job is simple. We interact with the locals and try to facilitate cultural understanding and turn people to our side before the battle happens if it ever does. Also we kill everything. Sometimes though things aren’t so easy.
I remember the first time my unit was in combat. We were heading towards our mission being to . All of a sudden right into . I didn’t panic but I was a bit scared. We rolled out into a ditch. Safeties off, ready to go. On the radio we got word that was and was . “No way!” I said looking at . There were six of us in the ditch. Me, , , , , and Pvt. Tim Jenson of Roswell, GA 426 May Glen Way. I decided to make the first move. Sweat collecting in my beard. I threw a frag then jumped up and over the . was right behind and fired an At-4 into which caused to . We couldn’t believe our luck. But then all hell broke when opened its and .
! . “ , NO !” Shouted
I looked at . A woman somehow and . Goats milk.
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“ a bottom feeder literally!” Shouted Jensen. We laughed but stopped when . . None of wet and slick . “Farting is frowned upon by Clergymen” whispered and thank God he did because . not going to stop jerking off any time soon. “Indeed.” Said through his tears. “Vulvas for all!” . . . . I tried to tie closed with the left over pubes but that failed with the dog . but not before I saw ! “FUCKING CHRIST!!!!” Yelled through the trombone mute. at least 4 more technical’s with 12 or so in each. I unlatched my .45. Fuck that 9mm standard issue bullshit. I brought this from home just for this occasion. “Alright boys. I said looking at the rest of my unit.. “Time to and if up my ass, you know what to do.” I took a deep breath and thought of . “Here they come”.
cunt flame thrower Dan Severn! “ Mr. Severn but I “. like a pizza covered in shit. hungry enough “ IT HAS SHIT ON IT rocket to the left butt cheek. overhand grip as lube. brutally by Dan Severn who still hadn’t explained . like three of the Golden Girls “For the last time I’m NOT GOING TO BE BLANCH!” A crestfallen Severn. goat ass into the goat ass more effective than it should be “NO! Don’t ejaculate yet!” .50 cal mounted on it and just cut down the whole column and gave us time to move to the next building. “How the fuck did Dan Severn get here first?” “Not the time for group handjobs Mr. Severn.” Said I couldn’t count how many rounds before the barrel overheated. by hand. Not withstanding “AFFIX BAYONETS!” fuck toysyea not necessary because “My God, did you see the size of Severn’s “. “Confirmed. Whiskey Tango Danger Close! north of Orange Smoke. Repeat NORTH of orange smoke and somehow Dan Severn”. Four A-10’s over the mountains and opened up with those guns like warthogs from hell. smoke and rubble. Land of The Lost reruns mostly “it’s a shame she won’t live.”
“then again who does?” +++++++++++++++